Southern Sea Otter Staring Our Way by marlin harms — April 24, 2017

Southern Sea Otter Staring Our Way by marlin harms

Southern Sea Otter Staring Our Way by marlin harms

Enhydra lutris nereis,
Morro Bay, California

This otter was very near the rocky embankment of the bay and appeared to sleep for several minutes as it drifted very slowly with the tide. Then suddenly it woke up to then power itself, using its tail, toward the original spot and closed eyes again. Here it had just opened eyes to begin to power back to square one.
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“Soy Capitan”- A poem, by Me — April 15, 2017

“Soy Capitan”- A poem, by Me

“Soy Capitan”

I’m an intrepid industrialist.
I suffer no trepidation.
I point my drawn saber forward.
I throw away my scabbard
because I know I won’t need it.
I’ll trip over my side’s fortifcations
and snap my own neck.

Wouldn’t it be hilarious
if that was actually the way I went?
Callin my own shot
pointing the bat towards center field
and I haven’t hit a damn thing
in the whole series.
Call me Mr. Fucking October
Even though it’s April.

I like to say “fucking” in poems
even though I don’t talk about
FUCKING
very much.  I’m not sure why
that has a lid on it, but maybe
the threading is stripped.
I don’t understand that metaphor.
I do that a lot.

I’m a Know-Nothing, literally.
Not Daniel Day Lewis in Gangs of New York
I mix willful and unintentional ignorance
and two parts plastic bottle gin
and maybe a mint leaf
and I go about the things
I have no business doing
but am licensed to do.

That sounds like a riddle, doesn’t it?
It’s not.  A koan is a type of Asian
candy, isn’t it? Like a Pocky?
I’m not good at visualizing what
someone means when they say
“Pockmarked.”
2pac left his mark on me.
But not as much as Biz Markie.

I wanna win a beatboxing championship
So I can save the rec center.  I wanna
meet the girl who said she thought I
looked like a preppie asshole friend
in an 80s teen movie and see if
she’s done poorly in life.
HINT: They never do.
Probably a Doctor Gymnast who
Designs Superfreighters and
competes in Old West Gunslinger
competitions.

I have a strange idea of the
uberfrau, don’t I?  I will congratulate
myself endlessly on it as my
magnificent magnanimity
brings me to tears, and maybe
I’ll collect them and bottle them
and sell them to my fans
with a recording.
You’ve had your day Shroud of Turin.

I wish I was a shipbuilder with
not one tattoo of an anchor on
my body.  All inside.
I am not a fucking billboard.
I’d sneer, and spit.  I’d howl
the part of La Bamba that goes
“yo no soy marinero
soy capitan.
Soy Capitan
Soy Capitan.”

“Comments Section” – A Poem, by Me. —

“Comments Section” – A Poem, by Me.

Comments Section

My name is David.
The only life you know of
that I have is the one
that you read about
in the comments section
on that story Yahoo posted about
Samsung phones catching on fire.

There I am a rich businessman
There I have a company
There I have any company in my home.
There I barely have time to run this concern
But more than enough time
To post five paragraphs
about how PC’s are for stupid teenagers
who play video games
and Macs are for real businessmen
real Captains of Industry
real Titans of the Technocracy
real mes.

Because I swear this life is real.
I swear I actually own a mac.
I swear I’m not posting this from a library
Not from my mom’s computer that runs XP.
I swear that that’s what a PC user would say.
“The devil told you that!” said Rumpelstiltskin
I swear I googled that on Safari.
At my business, that I own.  I swear.

Fuck you, you cretins who would question me.
But seriously, please fuck me.  It’s been so long.
I’m begging you.

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